If you’re going to steal a large package off someone’s porch, you should probably make sure it will fit inside your getaway vehicle.
In the video above, you see a ‘porch pirate’ try and run off with a fairly large television.
First, he slips and falls over the TV in the front yard, which is funny enough. Then, he attempts to get the TV into his vehicle and he has a hell of a time.
He tries to put it into the backseat with no luck. He follows that up by trying to put it in the trunk. Again, no luck.
Finally, the thief just says ‘Screw it!,’ throws the TV into the backseat, and drives away with the door open.
He might be the worst ‘porch pirate’ ever.
