Library Regrets Hiring Bare-Assed Rainbow Monkey Man to Encourage Children to Read [PHOTOS]

Empty wooden tables in public library.

A library in England is trying to figure out why exactly a man dressed as a bare-assed rainbow monkey with a anatomically-correct genitalia was hired in an attempt to encourage children to read.

I know, I know. It’s hard to grasp exactly what we’re dealing with here, but just picture it: your kids are sitting down, excited to hear a speaker who is going to tell them all about the joys of reading. Then, a man dressed as a bare-assed rainbow monkey walks in, which is weird enough. What’s even weirder is that the monkey is sporting a full-on fake penis.

Still not quite able to picture it? Well, I’ve got good news for you. There are actually pictures of the bare-assed rainbow monkey man and they’re about as insane as you would expect:

According to Daily Mail, the man was hired by an independent contractor, who probably shouldn’t ever get hired again.

Oh, and as for the children? I’m going to go ahead and assume that none of them ever want to go to a library again. Would you?

[Daily Mail]